>Did you know that in the United States the beverage of choice of the majority of alcoholics is beer?
I didn't know alcoholics cared where their alcohol came from. I thought they just drank... beer, wine, gin, scotch, burbon, whiskey, lighter fluid, anti-freeze... anything.
The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their own money.
- Alexis de Tocqueville
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
– Mark Twain (1866)