>>>You and Terry should be bagged up and launched on the first manned mission to Mars. You deserve each other.
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>And that'd be a good chance for him to learn one less ambiguous language :).

This reminds me of a joke I read long time ago somewhere

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also have fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion:
Eat and drink what you like.
What kills you is speaking English.