Tom, Tom, Tom

>Riddle: What did one syllable say to another syllable?
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>Answer: I am all stressed out! :)
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>P.S. It is only Monday morning. Wait until Friday! :)

:-) Bated breath or what?

Here's some, equally bad:

What did the word that was about to go in the washing machine say to the other word that was about to go in the washing machine?
For washing instruction, syllable

Why do words struggle on the toilet?
They can't move their vowels

What do you call an Indonesian comma, with spikey hair and gum?
Punk-chew-Asian.

What call you do money him must pay government for see many prostitute?
Bad sin tax.

I could go on...


Terry