Yesterday morning somebody put his head round my door.
At breakfast my wife gave me the cold shoulder.
At work I was given the elbow and I lost face.
When I got home I had to put on a brave face.
Last night a friend leant me a hand.
It was a funny kind of a day.
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
