>>A Mongolian airplane leased to a Vietnamese carrier crashes exactly where the borders of Poland, Slovakia and Czech republic meet. It was insured by a Swiss insurance company. Crew is half Chinese half Indian. Passengers are mostly Australians and New Zealanders. Their travel agency is based in Malaysia. Who will bury the survivors?
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>Of course this is a trick question. You don't bury the survivors.

Well, that would depend on who survived <g>

This reminded me of a joke. We, in Argentina make jokes about "Gallegos" (people from Galicia, Spain and generically used for all spaniards) the same way people in USA make jokes about polish, so the joke goes like:

"Breaking news! a small airplane just crash-landed in a cementery in the outskirts of Madrid, the officials reported that so far thousands of bodies had been recovered"