In a British newspapaper this week:
Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing, and
concluded by saying:
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"Oh My GOD !", the President exclaims. "That's terrible".
His staff sit there, stunned at this display of emotion, nervously
watching as the President slumps, head in hands.
Finally the President looks up and asks...
"How many is a brazillion?"
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
