PMFJI, but you forgot about my favourite actor! Michael Caine is the world's most famous Cockney, although apparently not really a Cockney, as you can read here
http://www.ompersonal.com.ar/movies/michaelcaine.htm <g>
(Now I realized that my googled page is from my native Argentina! <g>)
"The five senses obstruct or deform the apprehension of reality."
Jorge L. Borges?
"Premature optimization is the root of all evil in programming."
Donald Knuth, repeating C. A. R. Hoare
"To die for a religion is easier than to live it absolutely"
Jorge L. Borges