~sigh

>Well, one of the greatest games maybe? But a sport? Hmph! Sports must have interaction with an opponent. One must be able to affect the outcome both offensively and defensively.

Oh really...? Hmmm, How about gymnastic, swimming, diving, skiing, cycling, running, weight lifting, archry, mountain climbing (need I go on?), are these not sports?


>Golf, like bowling and darts has no defensive component. I know from experience. You should have seen the brilliant, diving save I once made when an opponent's ball was headed straight for the cup. What a foofaraw! You'd have thought I'd sworn in church. Apparently in golf, defense is actively frowned upon. Who knew?

They should have kicked you of the course.
Well golf is a noncontact sport if you didn't know. :)