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Uncle Sam wants your DNA
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02/11/2005 12:58:08
 
 
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>>>Now we have a couple of bozo Senators who want DNA from people who're merely arrested, even if they're never charged with a crime!!!!
>>>
>>>http://www.hackinthebox.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=18387
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>>It surprises me that they are not getting DNA samples at birth.
>
>According to the CSI episodes it would seem that they already have. They find a bit of "epithelials" at a crime scene, do a DNA anal. on it and, after a few minutes clicking, whirring, beeping, flashing and rapid pointless typing, they get a full-colour driving licence, with photo!

Ah, but that's only because everybody who ever left an epithelial for the CSI crew to find had been either a criminal previously, or in the army. Nobody normal is ever a victim or a perp in a CSI episode.

The two most often used 'phrases' in CSI folkdom are 'epithelials' and 'petichial hemmhoraging'. It's astonishing really how often these things come up.
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