Hi everybody,

Ok, that I just got from my manager. Assuming I actually have to answer these questions, I have absolutely no clue. Let's be as serious as we can.

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Happy Halloween! The erudite and secretive Editorial Board of the
Thought for the Day celebrates this auspicious holiday in an untraditional way
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not by trick-or-treating -- but by posing a pop-quiz! So sit down, and
do not cheat by copying answers from your neighbors answer sheet. These
questions are seemingly simple, but do not be fooled: No one has ever
satisfactorily answered any of them! But fear not: Grading will be on
a curve.



Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio?

Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?