>>Why stupid questions could not be taken seriously?
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>Most of them are simply not answerable in a serious way. They look like musings from the mind of Steven Wright. Besides there were a few missed:
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>How does teflon stick to the pan?
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>Why can't women double dating in a restaurant go to the washroom one at a time like the men do?
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>What's another word for thesaurus?
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>Who was more alike, Caesar or Cleopatra?

Park in Driveway, Drive on Parkway

Near miss, not near hit

Get on a plane, not in it

etc. etc. etc.

All praise to Steven Wright, George Carlin, and other demented souls.