>Every so offen I catch a client saying "I
thought the compouter would do ...", and would generally reply "I think its TLU (Telepathic Logic Unit) is broken, let me take a look."
And the worst thing is that when you say to the computer, in exasperation and despair, "Why are you DOING that?", the only answer it can give is "Because you told me to" :-)
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.