>>>>I bet you're plaid you met.
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>>>>(Sorry).
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>>>Don't understand - I am plaid? - and I met whom?
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>>It's no good when you have to explain them, Terry. I thought it was a terrific pun.
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>Ahhh! I've just got it! lol. I love a good pun! Especially the sporrantaneous ones :-)
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>Yeah, if you'd explained it would ha' kilt it.

I'm particularly fond of the unintended double meaning. A while back we had a new person starting in our department and she seemed very nice. A few of us were walking to the bus station after work (she was not among us), and one woman said, "I really hope she works out." So I naturally asked, "Why, did you think she was fat?" Then there is always that moment of confusion.

I do this sort of thing to my 86 year old mother on the phone every day. Keeps her on her toes and her mind working. Interestingly enough, even with 'call display', she still picks up when I call.