>I'll try some... skipping those that have been answered.
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>>Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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>No clue. Actually, I remember some who did it with their mouth closed, but have no picture to prove that.
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>>Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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>Because it still contains enough solvent. It sticks as it dries.
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>>Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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>They're very secretive :).
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>>Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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>Because it doesn't apply to itself - it's not self-descriptive as is, p.e., "self-descriptive".
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>>Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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>Because they're still practicing. Hey, the only way they can really learn their job is to try it on someone. By the time they retire, they are already rich, and maybe even able to start really working.
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>>Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
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>Because they both do that in English.
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>>Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
>>down the volume on the radio?
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>A reflex from the times when you still could meet someone on the street whom you could ask for directions. In that case, it would be good to actually hear the answer.
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>A related joke:
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>In Melenci (village just north of my hometown) a guy stops the car, opens a window and asks the man sitting on a bench on his lawn:
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>"To Bechey?"
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>"No, thanks, I'm staying here."
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>>Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
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>Because they're all English hands.
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>>Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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>Because it was named after the intent, not the outcome :).
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>>Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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>Because nobody asked the cats.
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>>You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?
>>Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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>Too heavy. Wouldn't fly.

Thanks <g> I'm passing this on. Hopefully I get a bonus for answering them <g>