>>>Scottish is British
>>>English is British
>>>Scottish is not English
>>>
>>>They're trwo separate countries which, along with the principality of Wales, and province of Ulster (N. Ireland), make up Great Britain, or the United Kingdom.
>>>
>>>So, I'm afraid, if you didn't know that, you're as Scottish as Welsh lamb. :-)
>>>
>>>PS I'm so glad you didn't say "I'm Scotch". I would have said you don't have a particularly Scottish name, Smith, but I once had a Scottish girlfriend, from Glasgow, with that name.
>>>
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>>I bet you're plaid you met.
>>
>>(Sorry).
>
>Don't understand - I am plaid? - and I met whom?

Plaid you met / Glad you met. Just a dumb joke, one of my specialties.