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>Unfortunately, I can relate to the joke -- my daughter, when she was about 5yrs, fell asleep in her toy box, covered with stuffed toys. Could not find her, until she woke up to the commotion...
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>And yet another:
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>There was this project manager and two contract programmers going out to lunch. Along the way, one of the programmers picked up an old lamp and brushed off the dirt. And out came a genie... Well, the genie, looking at the three, said, "I normally give three wishes to whoever frees me from the lamp. But since there are three of you, I will grant one wish each." The first programmer said, "I always wanted to live on the beach in Hawaii without a care in the world". The genie granted his wish and off he went. The next programmer said, "I wish I was in the Carribean, with a fast boat, and no cares in the world". His wish was granted too. Then the genie turned to the project manager and asked for his wish. The project manager said, "I wish those two programmers would get back after lunch so we can get the project completed..."
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I heard a slight variation of that. The third guy can't decide what he wants to do with his wish. He says he relies so much on his friends' advice. "Come on, come on, I haven't got all day," the genie says. "I just wish my friends were here to help me decide," the guy says. Poof!
And another one... A project manager and a sales manager are on a camping trip. The project manager wakes up in the middle of the night and notices the sales manager is no longer in the tent. He steps outside to look around and sees the sales manager running back towards him as fast as he can, a big bear hot on his heels. Just as they get close to the tent the bear makes his lunge. The sales manager hits the dirt just in time and the bear sails into the project manager's arms. The sales manager scrambles to his feet and runs off again. He shouts back over his shoulder, "You skin that one, I'll go catch another one!"
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