>I can't remember what comedian was talking about the US and who would come to our aid in the event someone attacked us. The only parts I remember were:
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>Mexico...HA! They are already here
>Canada... The Salvation Army can whip their as*

Well sure, they have accordians.

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>>>I'd volunteer now but the Army doesn't take fat middle-aged men with bad backs.
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>>I think you'd have a shot at the Canadian Army, or the CFL. :-)