>Essentially I said, "Referring me to a Dutch dictionary, but the site is in Dutch, is like a telephone for the deaf"
And - like any automatic translation - Babelfish didn't know whether "dutch" referred to a person, or to the language.
Difference in opinions hath cost many millions of lives: for instance, whether flesh be bread, or bread be flesh; whether whistling be a vice or a virtue; whether it be better to kiss a post, or throw it into the fire... (from Gulliver's Travels)