My problem is that they only give away "small" shirts. There are very sldom any XXL or XXLT shirts available.
>Want mine? Everywhere I go, if they give away shirts, they give crew-necks, and I can't wear them. If the shirt so much as touches my throat, I start to suffocate. I've never been able to wear them. When I was a kid playing baseball and they gave us crew-neck jerseys, mine would always end up torn at the shoulder seams because I'd keep pulling on the neck of it until it stretched out of shape or tore. I have come to believe that I must have been lynched in a previous life.
Semper ubi sub ubi.