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>DO YOU HAVE A RESTLESS URGE TO PROGRAM?
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>Do you want the instant respect which comes from being able to use technical terms THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?
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>Do you want to strike fear and loathing into the hearts and minds (if available) of DP managers EVERYWHERE?
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>If this is so, then let the Famous Programmers' School lead you into the world of PROFESSIONAL COMPUTER PROGRAMMING!
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>Q: What do top programmers earn?
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>A: Despite popular myths, some programmers actually DO earn a living they love. Other, less fortunate programmers work in their spare time at home while watching television. Either way, your potential earnings as a computer programmer could reach into the millions (possibly even into the BILLIONS!) of dollars. Of course, your success depends a lot upon your abilities, luck, shoe size, the phase of the moon, etc.
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>Q: Is programming for YOU?
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>A: Programming is NOT for everyone. However, if you have a desire to learn, we can help you get started. ALL you need is the Famous Programmers' Course and enough money to keep those lessons coming month after month.
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>******* Take Our FREE Aptitude Test! *******
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>To help you determine if YOU are qualified to be a programmer, take a moment to try this simple test:
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>1) Write down the numbers from zero to nine, and the first six letters
>of the alphabet. (Hint: 0123456789ABCDEF)
>2) Whose picture is on the back of a twentydollar bill?
>3) What is the state capital of Idaho?
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>If you read ALL three of the above questions without wondering why we asked them, then you are imminently qualified for a future as a computer programmer.
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>******* A New Kind Of Programming! *******
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>They say that a GOOD programmer can write TWENTY LINES of effective program code a day! With our unique training system, we'll show you how to write 20 lines of code, and LOTS more! Our course covers EVERY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE IN EXISTENCE, and even some that aren't! You'll learn why the ON/OFF switch for the computer is so important, what the words 'FATAL ERROR' mean, and even who should be blamed when YOU cause it!
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>******* Student Successes *******
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>Many of our students have gone on to achieve great successes in ALL FIELDS of computer programming! One of our former students was the one who developed the concept of the personalized form letter.... Does the phrase, "Dear Mr. [insert name], YOU may already be a winner!" sound familiar? It should! It has already become a standard in the computing industry! Another student writes, "After only FIVE lessons, I sold an article I wrote, titled 'My Most Unforgettable Program' to Corrosive Computing Magazine!"
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>Another Graduate Student writes, "I recently completed a database management program for my department manager, who was touched so deeply that he was SPEECHLESS! He told me later that he had never seen such a program in his entire career, and gave me a vacation! Thank you, Famous Programmers' School! Only YOU could've made all this possible!"
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>*******DON'T DELAY!*******
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>Send for our introductory brochure which explains in vague detail the operation of the Famous Programmers' School, and you'll be eligible to win a possible chance to enter a drawing, the winner of which may vie for a set of free steak knives! If you don't do it now, what will you say when your friend comes around and says "Gee, I just joined the Famous Programmer' School, and it's just GREAT!" ?
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>Simply Fill out the form below and mail it to:
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>FAMOUS PROGRAMMERS' SCHOOL
>Dept. APRFOL
>P.O. Box 4634
>Paulsborough, NH 034580463
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