>>>http://smh.com.au/news/world/bin-laden-without-the-filters/2005/11/17/1132016927094.html
>>>"Osama bin Laden wants the United States to convert to Islam, ditch its constitution, abolish banks, jail homosexuals, bar women from appearing in the press and sign the Kyoto climate change treaty."
>>
>>I guess the real difference between him and the Christians is that the Christians use missionaries to try to scare people into converting by telling them bogey man stories about Heaven and Hell, while Osama uses missionaries who try to scare people into converting by blowing themselves and everybody else up. Maybe he'll discover some day that the first method is far more effective.
>
>I guess the real similarity between Christians and Muslims is that they don't use the missionary position enough.
>
>Too little sex causes holy wars.

Hey, wait a minute. I thought Christians were only allowed to use the missionary position.