>http://smh.com.au/news/world/bin-laden-without-the-filters/2005/11/17/1132016927094.html
>"Osama bin Laden wants the United States to convert to Islam, ditch its constitution, abolish banks, jail homosexuals, bar women from appearing in the press and sign the Kyoto climate change treaty."

I like this part
..."The West must "stop your oppression, lies, immorality and debauchery that has spread among you"....."

Yeah WE must stop OUR opression. (by jailing homosexuals and keeping women under lock and key and have them wear that giant pile of clothes...)