>BTW, I read this joke long time ago in some English jokes book.
>
>There were few others, let me try to remember them:
>
>Little boy riding his bicycle:
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>Mom, look, I'm riding without legs...
>Mom, I'm riding without hands...
>Mom, I'm without teeths...
I think that one went "Look, Mom - no hands ..." etc.
>
>======================
>The woman on the market:
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>How much does your plums cost?
>50 cents per pound.
>Please give me two plums.
>Oh, I see you're making a party.
Is that a Russian joke?
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
