I understand no smoking in the office and a professional dress code, but the rest is nothing but BS. I work hard to not make personal calls during the day, but there are some things that have to be taken care of duing business hours and personal calls have to be made. Eating at the desk? I try to get away from the desk at lunch, just to take a break, but sometimes it's necessary to work through lunch.

Note to self: Never apply for work with 1st Guard.

>Toward this end we seek professionals who can think creatively and get the job done without supervision. We do not allow smoking in the office. We do not eat at our desks. We frown on personal phone calls. And we adhere to an office professional dress code. The culture here is generally pretty grown up and serious. However, at the same time we have a great group of talented people and very low staff turnover. The two members of the existing computer team have over fourteen years combined employment here.