A few one-liners for you:
Two women just coming out of a hospital:
W1: How's your Fred?
W2: Oh, terrible. He's just lying there like a cabbage.
W1: Well there can't be that much up with him if he's doing impressions.
In hospital they asked me if I wanted a bed-pan.
Why, I said, do I have to do my own cooking?
They're well out of copyright!
Terry
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
