>Which is the best... red or green relish. I don't want any crap like:
>- you have to pick the right relish for the job
>- you can't compare red relish to green relish they are different
>- red relish is strategic to Safeway

Red? I have never seen or heard of red "pickle" relish. The only red relish I know of is tomato relish. Other than hotdogs, pickle relish does not seem to have much use.