>>Well, based on my theory, most women love chocolate and hate the Three Stooges. <
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>I think most women in our profession are not like most women. <g>
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>According to my brother, if a woman loves chocolate AND the Three Stooges, she will most likely exhibit nymphomaniacal tendencies. (He has an ex wife who fit the profile<g>).
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>ROFL!!! I think I'll plead the 5th on that one! <g>
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>However, my theory goes on to say that if a woman loves the Three Stooges and hates chocolate . . . lesbian!<vbg>
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>Good thing I love chocolate! <s>
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>~~Bonnie

Yeah, it's pretty funny and I was laughing until I heard the following...

A cowboy was sitting at the bar and a woman came and sat next to him. She looked at him and asked, "are you a cowboy?" He thought about it for a second and replied, "well, I have this hat, boots, belt buckle, I work on a ranch, ride horses and punch cattle. I guess you could say I'm a cowboy." He sat there for a few minutes, then turned to her and asked what are you? She said, "I'm a lesbian. I think about women when I wake up. I think about them all day long and even before I go to bed." She finished her drink and left. A short time later a couple sat down next to him. The lady asked the man, "are you a cowboy?" He replied, "well, I thought I was until I found out I'm a lesbian!"<vbg>