2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure!
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding
Backups? We don't *NEED* no steenking backups.
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
Email returned to sender - insufficient voltage.
A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Computer A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.