>2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
>My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
>ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
>Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
>RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure!
>Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
>A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
>Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.
>BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding
>Backups? We don't *NEED* no steenking backups.
>Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
>Email returned to sender - insufficient voltage.
>A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
>All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
>Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
>Computer A device designed to speed and automate errors.
>Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
You have a typo in the title. It's "old messages". These have been around for at least a decade.
Some people here probably don't even know that
- RAM disk was used a lot once upon a time
- .COM is still an executable file extension, but confined to a single 64K segment of memory.
- "it's power cord" can be expanded into "it is power cord" ;)