>In 2006 man will come face to face with God.
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>God will say “I created you in my likeness, the most advanced life in nature.”
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>Three weeks later, man and God will come face to face with an extremely superiour alien race.
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>God will say “I wasn’t expecting that.”
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>Shown not to be omnicient, God’s status as a religion and tax exemption is retracted and He will go to jail for tax evasion.
You're supposed to take the little green pills, Mike - not the blue ones.
BTW Who would put Him in jail?
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
