>It's harder to maintain your balance when skiing, as opposed to hitting a baseball...especially when drunk.
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>It's a long story, but many years ago I went ice skating while bombed. I did quite well until I tried to do my imitation of Bobby Orr going end to end....and fell flat on mine.
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>Kevin

As long as we're telling stories................................

I was playing in the Intramural Volleyball league in college. We pre-celebrated winning the league championship game and arrived three minutes before game time totally wasted.

The first set came to me. I jumped, swung, missed completely, the ball hit me on the head and popped over the net for a perfect dink.