>>>Went to a link to determine my BMI (Body Mass Index) and it concluded that I either have to loose 40 pounds or else grow 7 more inches!
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>>>Does anyone have a remedy to grow 7 more inches? (loosing the 40 pounds has not worked)
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>>A healthy dose of viagra might do the trick!
>>Sorry, couldn't resist.
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>>Ed
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>I heard of a guy who lost 140 pounds in 1 day! He got divorced. Of course, he also lost his house, his bank account, his kids . . . .

Reminds me of the joke:
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. The husband wanted a new truck; the wife wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip around town. He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in four seconds or less. My birthday is coming up, you could surprise me."

So, for her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale…

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