>Reminds me of the joke:
>A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. The husband wanted a new truck; the wife wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip around town. He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
>"Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in four seconds or less. My birthday is coming up, you could surprise me."
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>So, for her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale…
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>Services will be held at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 15th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send donations to the "Think before saying things to your wife foundation," Dallas, TX

I wouldn't let some woman push me around like that. I RUN THINGS AT MY HOUSE. There's the dishwasher, vaccum, lawnmower, clothes washer, dryer, etc. etc. etc.