>I know a guy who is breeding labradoodles, but the labra is the female, and the doodle is the male. I should let him know that he is really breeding poodradors.
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What do you get if you cross an incontinent toy breed dog with a parrot?
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.