>>>Does it involve me dressing in a little bo-peep outfit and saying "you my daddy"?
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>>I'll see if we can get them to work that into the job description.
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>We're in luck - I still have the shawl and a milk-maid's bonnet from my last "engagement" - I'll have to have them laundered first - the shawl is still kind of "sticky".

The less said, the better.