Stuperb!

>A friend sent this to me - good for a laugh:
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>The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
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>Here are this year's {2005} winners:
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>1. Intaxication:
>Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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>2. Reintarnation:
>Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
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>3. Bozone (n.):
>The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
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>4. Foreploy:
>Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
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>5. Cashtration (n.):
>The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
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>6. Giraffiti:
>Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
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>7. Sarchasm:
>The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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>8. Inoculatte:
>To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
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>9. Hipatitis:
>Terminal coolness.
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>10. Osteopornosis:
>A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
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>11. Karmageddon:
>It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
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>12. Decafalon (n.):
>The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
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>13. Glibido:
>All talk and no action.
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>14. Dopeler effect:
>The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
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>15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.):
>The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
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>16. Beelzebug (n.):
>Satan, in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
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>17. Caterpallor (n.):
>The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
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>And the pick of the literature:
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>18. Ignoranus:
>A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.