>When looking at a half full glass of beer:
>Optomist: The glass is half full.
>Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
>Canadian: Bartender!
No they say "TAXI!".
I always thought the Canadians were nice responsible people. :)
The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their own money.
- Alexis de Tocqueville
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
– Mark Twain (1866)