>>>When looking at a half full glass of beer:
>>>
>>>Optomist: The glass is half full.
>>>Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
>>>Canadian: Bartender!
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>>I am an optimist, so the glass is half full, but it is definately time to atleast get the bartender's attention :)
>
>By the time you've all finished talking about it a Brit's got three rounds in and is looking through the bottom of his EMPTY glass, going "Hey! yer c'n see the bar f'om 'ere!"
>
>:-)

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!