>>When looking at a half full glass of beer:
>>
>>Optomist: The glass is half full.
>>Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
>>Canadian: Bartender!
>
>I am an optimist, so the glass is half full, but it is definately time to atleast get the bartender's attention :)

The glass is neither half full or half empty, it was just poorly engineered.