>http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/01/31/walmart.plea.ap/index.html
>
>it's disgusting.

I got this in the mail today:

> > Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner
> > is taking their sweet time:
> >
> > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
> > peoples carts when they aren't looking.
> >
> > 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
> > at 5-minute intervals.
> >
> > 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
> > to the rest rooms.
> >
> > 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
> > official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see
> > what happens.
> >
> > 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of
> > M&M's on layaway.
> >
> > 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
> > area.
> >
> > 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
> > other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll
> > bring pillows from the bedding department.
> >
> > 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
> > cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me
> > alone?'
> >
> > 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a
> > mirror, and pick your nose.
> >
> > 10. While handling guns in the hunting department,
> > ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-
> > depressants are.
> >
> > 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly
> > humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
> >
> > 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna
> > look" using different size funnels.
> >
> > 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
> > through, say "PICK ME!"
> >
> > 14. When an announcement comes over the loud
> > speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!
> > NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
> >
> > ( And; last, but not least!)
> >
> > 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and
> > wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There
> > is no toilet paper in here!"