That's a great list.

>Hey Evan, Intellisense is for wimps!
>
>You know you will always be a SQL Server DBA when:
>
>* OOP still has a ways to go before it is a "proven" paradigm.
>* You uninstall Enterprise Manager on a client's workstations without thinking twice.
>* The performance penalty for UDFs doesn't matter because why the heck would anyone waste time writing a function when you can simply copy-and-paste the code?
>* You don't know what an Exception is.
>* You think a linked list has something to do with a linked server
>* You are still jealous of the money that COBOL programmers made in 1999.
>* You defragment your recipe cards.
>* You leave 2 of every 3 rolodex cards blank in case you meet new people.
>* Your business card contains the word "terabyte".
>* Instead of drinking, you become fixated on the beer taps that are not in alphabetical order.
>* You think that output parameters are the greatest thing since sliced bread.
>* You get mad that Sybase still has 13 clients.