>>Evan;
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>>We make the worlds worst beer! :)
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>>Now a real American will tell you that Coor’s (pronounced Keer’s by lovers of this beloved beverage) is the world’s best beer! Some might say Pearl is the best.
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>>A few rules about beer:
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>>1. Never drink an American beer in a green bottle (like Mickey’s wide mouth, Rainier Ale, etc). These are referred to as “green death”!
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>>2. Never drink a beer with a picture of an animal on it! That goes for MooseHead Beer from Canada too!
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>>3. If your brew has a picture of a female on the label, then it is drinkable. :)
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>4. If you cannot tell if it's a feamle or animal on a label, you can drink it too. :)

Sounds like you may already have had too many if you can't tell the difference. ;)