>>I've seen a guy, dead drunk, placing a lit cigarette on his sandwich (confused it for an ashtray) and then eating that sandwich. Didn't notice a thing, except that a few people were laughing their donkeys off.
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>Again, ironing when the phone rings ...
...and don't call the ambulance from the same phone, or you'll burn the other ear too.
>Did he also stub his lips out in the ashtray?
I think he couldn't find the asthray.