>>>I thought you used shotguns to shoot birds, not a handgun. If the flinches are too hard to aim at try a Baskin' Robin. The bullflinches seem to be the most tame - you can just pick them off the bush when you're having a plicnic.
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>>No, you use shotguns to shoot 78 year old lawyers.
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>Really, what was he thinking? "If people heard I shot a lawyer, my ratings will go up"?
LOL
Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of Lake Michigan?
A: A good start.
It was so cold here the other night I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
Lawyers do have a sense of humor about themselves and the perception of lawyers. A newsletter (some Latin legal phrase, blanking on the title) includes a regular collection of lawyer jokes.
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