So I got you up then! :-)

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>>Actually, which side has the problem? I can't tell if you're smiling, but the LH side won't obey, or you're looking serious and the RH side has contracted into a smile.
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>My left. The smile is Dr. Jay and the frown is Mr. Hunt.
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>>If you don't smile, does it all look more normal?
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>Yes, but you can still tell. The mouth is pulled down further and the lower eyelid doesn't come up. It's like I'm always giving the evil eye.

or giving the chicks that come-to-bed eye? :-)

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>>Indeed, ARE you smiling at all, or is that the default look?
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>I'm half smiling...

I can SEE THAT! :-)

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>>Now get out of bed, you lazy sod!
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>I know, I finally made it up at a normal time this morning. 9 hours sleep and I'm still tired.
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>Now to go back and respond to your message about the guy drinking through his nose...

How can I respond to my own message (unless the "you have replies" I just heard was your replying to it so I can reply to your reply thereto)

UPDATE - no it was the UT telling me that this your message had arrived.

Anyway, it doesn't seem as bad as you've made out - honestly.