>>Probably on the dole.
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>Say what? In UK that means drawing unemployment benefit (welfare). What's that got to do with the above para.?

Ah, I misread the word "savoured" there. I took it to mean how did he pay. Hey, I've only got one good eye right now!

>>Hey, maybe I could win bar bets on being able to frown and smile at the same time. Hmmmm...
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>That was already one of my on-the-side money-making ideas. Another was to get you to dance while chanting "molten metal"

Too late. I already do that one.