>An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site
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:-)
Years since I've heard any of these 3-nationalities jokes:
How about:
2 Irishmen pass a logging company's office ansd see a sign: "Tree fellers wanted"
One says to the other "It's a pity Seamus wasn't wit' us; we coulda gone for dat job."
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.