>Sounds like a Dilbert cartoon, doesn't it.

Just by coincidence - one that made me chuckle a couple on minutes ago:

PHB (examining GANTT chart): "What does MFU-2 mean on your timeline"
D: "That's Management Foul-up Number Two - usually happens around the third week"
PHB: "We're not anticipating any management mistakes"
D: "Thats MFU-1"