>>Can you imagine it?
>>
>>Most people would come in, greet each other, and start some merry chatter.
>>Some would start networking.
>>A few would take one look at each other, one would say something that another didn't like, then they'd go off in a corner and argue till chucking out time!
>
>I'd probably be going home with a black eye. Or requested to leave after delivering one.

Nobody's going to ask you to leave while you're waving that gun around. ;)