>>>Your understanding of advanced math is clearly beyond mine. My understanding of "i" never got past the basic definition: the square root of -1. Given that a positive squared is a positive, and a negative squared is a positive, what squared gives you a negative?
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>>>Well, yes, an imaginary number. I don't like imaginary numbers.
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>>I'm not that fond of them either. But my imaginary friend loves them.
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>Please don't tell me he or she is a square.

Nope, I'm the square.